Thursday, June 3, 2010

Too Many Freaks..Not Enough Circuses

So, I'm on my way out of the library this morning; I'd just picked up the book 'Dangerous Visions', which is a collection of odd stories chosen by none other than Harlan Ellison himself.  Not WRITTEN by him, mind you.

As I'm going down the steps outside the library, this woman approaches me.  She's dressed in a very nice, casual pantsuit-sort-of-thing and looks quite 'normal' (for lack of a better word).

"Hi", she says.  "There's this woman down there that looks like a RAT!  She's got this big rat face and it's all caved in!!  You'll just never believe it!!  It's like a big RAT HEAD!".

Talk about Dangerous Visions........looks like someone forgot to take their meds.